December 2011
1 tag
This asshole done pissed me off already…………
I’ll let him go downtown alone eh… SMFH
King Jaffe Joffer: My gallon jug of cum is full. →
jamtastik:
barrack-opendatbrama:
thelasturinebender:
kinothehousecat:
I am not sure what to do with it. I have been collecting my semen for two weeks, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.
I would be lying if I said I…
Since chicks are saving their menstrual blood...
For those of you who asked..
kingjaffejoffer:
cuntbarf:
The jar of blood (when opened)smells like a mixture of the most rotten eggs you have ever smelled, vinegar, and a gangrenous wound.
I can’t open it in the house, because the smells stays for days.
This is why I am so afraid of it breaking. The smell would forever penetrate anything it seeped into. Even just opening the jar, I have to wash my hands several times...
Currently watching The Sitter
romeisburning:
This missing e extension popup.
do i uninstall? did you?
Telling someone why you love them is like...
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
King Jaffe Joffer: The Heart Attack Grill In Las... →
kingjaffejoffer:
The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses (“nurses”) take orders (“prescriptions”) from the customers (“patients”). A tag is wrapped on the patient’s wrist showing which foods they order and a “doctor” examines the “patients” with a stethoscope. The menu includes “Single”,…